The Airbag

A married couple is driving along a highway doing a steady 40 miles per hour. The husband is behind the wheel. His wife suddenly looks across at him and speaks in a clear voice.

“I know we have been married for over twenty years, but I want a divorce.”

The husband says nothing. He keeps looking at the road ahead but slowly increases his speed to 45mph. The wife speaks again.

“I don’t want you to try to talk me out of it.”

She says, “because I’ve been having an affair with your best friend, and he is a far better lover than you are.”

Again the husband stays quiet, but grips the steering wheel more tightly and slowly increases the speed to 55mph. She pushes her luck. “I want a house.”

She says insistently.

Up to 60 mph. “I want the car, too.”

She continues. 65mph.

“And,” she says, “I’ll have the bank accounts, all the credit cards and the boat!”

The car slowly starts veering towards a massive concrete bridge. This makes her nervous, so she asks him,

“Isn’t there anything you want?”

The husband at last replies in a quiet and controlled voice. “No, I’ve got everything I need, ” he says.

“Oh, really,” she inquires. “So what have you got?”

Just before they slam into the wall at 65mph, the husband turns to her and smiles. “The airbag!”

Related Posts

My Ex’s New Wife Found My Facebook Account to Ask Me One Question – I Was Baffled When I Read It

I thought my life with my ex-husband was firmly in the past until a message request from a stranger appeared on my phone late one night. When…

I believed we were dirt-poor—until that morning my mother-in-law hurled my bag into the yard. “Get out. Stop clinging to this family!”

“Get out. Stop clinging to this family!” she barked, her words slicing through the cold air. I stood on the porch, my coat stretched tight over my…

My 8-Year-Old Daughter Was Teased for Wearing an Old Military Backpack to School – Then Her Teacher Called Me and Said, ‘You Need to Come Now. You Won’t Believe What They Did’

My 8-year-old daughter was mocked at school for carrying an old military backpack, the only thing we had left of her father. I asked the school for…

Mom’s New Colonel Boyfriend Yelled At Me. “In This House, I Am The Ranking Officer! I Give The Orders!” I Turned Around And Revealed My Two Silver Stars. “Colonel, You Are Addressing A Rear Admiral.” He Was Shaking.

“I Give The Orders Here,” Mom’s Colonel Boyfriend Yelled—Then I Told Him Who I Was… Returning home to protect my mother from her bullying boyfriend, a retired…

The Night We Lived in the Car

The night my house burned down, I didn’t just lose a home—I lost every sense of stability I had left. One moment I was tucking my daughter…

When I got home after giving birth, my mother-in-law changed the locks. My husband said, “Mom needs some peace and quiet, go live with your mother,” so without a second thought, I kicked them all out!

I sold the apartment immediately—and left them all with nothing. Welcome. Today I want to share the story of how, after returning home from the hospital with…

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *