A trucker rounded a corner on a quiet road and was about to change lanes when a blonde in a fast Corvette suddenly cut him off, nearly forcing him off the road. Furious, the trucker sped up, overtook her, and forced her to pull over.When the car stopped, the trucker jumped out, yanked the blonde from her car, and drew a circle on the ground around her with a piece of chalk.

“If you step outside this circle, I’ll kill you. Stay right there, missy,” he warned. The trucker went back to his semi and grabbed a wooden bat. He smashed the Corvette’s windows and knocked off the rearview mirror. As he worked, he heard a small giggle behind him. He turned around—the blonde was trying not to laugh.

Annoyed, he went back to the car, slashed the tires with his Swiss Army knife, and smashed the windows again. This time he heard a snicker. When he turned, the blonde was red-faced, struggling to hold in laughter. Now enraged, the trucker destroyed the taillights and dented the body badly. Wanting total destruction, he climbed into his truck and ran over the Corvette, crushing it into a flattened heap of metal.

Stepping out to admire his work, he saw the blonde on the ground, laughing uncontrollably.
He grabbed her by the hair and shouted, “WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING?”
She smiled and replied, “While you weren’t looking… I stepped out of the circle three times.”