He shocked his wife by saying he’d rather be with a 23-year-old. Her reply was priceless.

He shocked his wife by saying he’d rather be with a 23-year-old. Her reply was priceless. After being married for 50 years, I took a careful look at my wife one day and said,
“Fifty years ago, we had a cheap house, a junky car, slept on a sofabed, and watched a 10-inch black-and-white TV.

But hey, I got to sleep every night with a hottie, a 23-year-old girl. Now… I have a $750,000 home, a $45,000 car, a nice big bed, and a large-screen TV, but I’m sleeping with a 73-year-old woman. So I said to my wife, ‘It seems to me that you’re not holding up your end of the deal.’”

My wife is a very reasonable woman.

She calmly replied,
“Go ahead, find yourself a hot 23-year-old girl, and I’ll make sure you’re back in a cheap house, driving a junky car, sleeping on a sofabed, and watching a 10-inch black-and-white TV.”

Aren’t older women great? They really know how to solve an old guy’s problems.

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