One evening, an old woman was walking her dog when a young man ran by her, grabbed her purse, and took off.
A couple across the street ran over to check on her saying the police were called and would be there in a few minutes.

The old woman smiles and tells the couple it’s not a big deal. She carries her old purse to put her dog’s poop in it until she comes home to get rid of it.

Imagine the surprise when the thief opens the purse.

Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!

An Old Woman Walked Into A Supermarket.
The old lady is in the supermarket and starts throwing the frozen veggies on the floor, so the manager asks if he can help.
“I’m looking for Broccoli.”

He informs her that they are out of stock, and she leaves.

An hour later she is back throwing the frozen veggies onto the floor, the irate manager asks again if he can help.

“I’m looking for Broccoli.”

Once again he informs her that they are out of stock.

15 mins before closing, she comes stalking straight to the frozen veggies, as she is about to start throwing them out, the very irritated manager asks can I help.

“I’m looking for Broccoli.”

The Manager asks Madam can you spell Dog in Dogmore.

She says yes ”DOG.”

“Very good, can you spell Cat in Catsdelight.”

She says “CAT.”

“Very good, now can you spell F in Broccoli.”

She says, ”there’s no F in Broccoli.“

“Madam, I’ve been trying to tell you that all day!!!”

LOL!!

Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!