A little old lady tried to phone her local bank but was sent to the bank’s call center instead. “Is that the High Street branch?” she asked. “No, madam,” replied the voice at the other end.

“It is now company policy to deal with telephone calls centrally.”

“Well, I need to speak to the branch,” said the old lady.

“Madam, if you just let me know your query, I’m sure I can help you.”

“I don’t think you can, young man

I need to speak to the branch.”

The call center operator was adamant.

“There’s nothing that the branch can help you with that can’t be dealt with by me.”

“Very well then,” sighed the old lady.

“Can you just check on the counter? Did I leave my gloves behind when I came in this morning?”

LOL!!

Hope this joke will make you smile!

Have a nice day!! An irate old lady called the newspaper office

An irate old lady called the newspaper office loudly demanding to know where her Sunday paper was.

“Madam,” said the newspaper employee, “Today is Saturday.

The Sunday edition is not delivered until tomorrow, Sunday.”

There was a long pause on the other end of the line.

Then she was heard to mutter, “Well, darn, that explains why no one was at church this morning.”

An old lady in a parking space. An old lady was stopped to pull into a parking space when a young man in his new red Mercedes drove around her and parked in the space she was waiting for.

The little old lady was so upset that she approached the man and said, “I was going to park there!”

The man was a smart alec and said, “That’s what you can do when you’re young and bright.”

“Well, this upset the lady, even more, So she got in her car and backed it up, then stomped on the gas and plowed straight into his Mercedes. The young man ran back to his car and asked, “What did you do that for?”

The little old lady smiled and told him, “That’s what you can do when you’re old and rich!”