A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening the front door.
‘Hurry,’ she said, ‘stand in the corner.’

She rubbed baby oil all over him, then dusted him with talcum powder.

‘Don’t move until I tell you,’ she said. ‘Pretend you’re a statue.’

‘What’s this?’ the husband inquired as he entered the room.

‘Oh, it’s a statue,’ she replied.

‘The Smiths bought one and I liked it so I got one for us, too.’

No more was said, not even when they went to bed.

Around 2 AM the husband got up, went to the kitchen, and returned with a sandwich and a beer.

‘Here, have this’ he gives the sandwich and beer to the statue.

Then he said to the statue: ‘I stood like that for two days at the Smiths’ house and nobody offered me anything!!’

If you enjoyed this story, you should check out this one too, which I came across on another site a while ago.

A man and his wife check into a hotel.

A man and his wife check into a hotel.
The husband wants to have a drink at the bar, but his wife is extremely tired so she decides to go on up to their room to rest.

She lies down on the bed… just then, and elevated train passes by very close to the window and shakes the room so hard she’s thrown out of the bed.

Thinking this must be a freak occurrence, she lies down once more.

Again a train shakes the room so violently, she’s pitched to the floor.

Exasperated, she calls the front desk and asks for the manager. The manager says he’ll be right up.

The manager is skeptical but the wife insists the story is true.

“Look… lie here on the bed – you’ll be thrown right to the floor!”

So he lies down next to his wife.

Just then the husband walks in.

“What,” he says, “are you doing here?”

The manager calmly replies, “Would you believe I’m waiting for a train?”

LOL!!