A man owned a small ranch in Montana. The Montana WorkForce Department claimed he was not paying proper wages to his help and sent an agent out to interview him. “I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them,” the agent demanded.

“Well,” replied the farmer, “there is my farmhand who has been with me for 3 years.

I pay him $200 a week, and he gets room and board for free.”

“The cook has been here for 18 months, and I pay her $150 per week plus free room and board.”

“Then there’s the half-wit. He works about 18 hours every day and does about 90% of all the workarounds in the ranch.

He earns about $10 per week, pays his own room and board, and I buy him a bottle of bourbon every Saturday night.”

He’s the guy I wanna talk to… the half-wit,” said the agent. “That would be me,” replied the rancher.

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Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day! A government man approaches a pig farmer one day.

A government man approaches a pig farmer and asks him what he feeds his pigs.

The farmer answers: “Oh, the pigs? I just feed them whatever scraps I have lying around.”

The man is shocked, he says, “Sir, this is animal cruelty!

I’ll have to fine you $10,000!”

The next day, another official approaches the farmer and asks him what he feeds his pigs. The farmer replies: “Oh, the pigs?

Only the best products, sir!

Caviar, artisanal cheeses, and hand-picked salads!”

The man is shocked, he says, “Sir, the food is way too rich for them, they’ll get sick! I’ll have to fine you $10,000!”

On the third day, another man approaches the farmer and asks him what he feeds his pigs. The farmer answers: “Oh, the pigs?

I’ll give them 20 bucks each and let them shop themselves.”

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Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!