A guy is reading his paper when his wife walks up behind him

A guy is reading his paper when his wife walks up behind him and smacks him on the back of the head with a frying pan. He asks, “What was that for?”

She says, “I found a piece of paper in your pocket with Betty Sue written on it.”

He says, “Jeez, honey, remember last week when I went to the track? Betty Sue was the name of the horse I went there to bet on.”

She shrugs and walks away.

Three days later, he is reading his paper when she walks up behind him and smacks him on the back of the head again with the frying pan. He asks, “What was that for?”

She answers, “Your horse called.”

LOL!! Hope this joke will make you smile!

Have a nice day!! Gift For Husband

A woman goes to Italy to attend a 2-week company training session. Her husband drives her to the airport and wishes her a good trip.

The wife answers, “Thank you, honey, what would you like me to bring for you?”

The husband laughs and says, “An Italian girl!!!”

The woman kept quiet and left. Two weeks later, he picks her up at the airport and asks, “So, honey, how was the trip?”

“Very good, thank you.”

“And, what happened to my present?”

“Which present?” She asked. “The one I asked for – an Italian girl!!”

“Oh, that,” she said.

“Well, I did what I could, now we have to wait for nine months to see if it is a girl!!!”

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