A senior citizen said to his eighty-year-old buddy:
‘So I hear you’re getting married?’
‘Yep!’
‘Do I know her?’
‘Nope!’
‘This woman, is she good-looking?’
‘Not really.’
‘Is she a good cook?’
‘Nah, she can’t cook too well.’
‘Does she have lots of money?’
‘Nope! Poor as a church mouse.’ ‘Well, then, is she good in bed?’
‘I don’t know.’
’Why in the world do you want to marry her then?’
‘Because she can still drive!’
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