Sarah, being the “only buy-on-sale shopper,” beckoned to a salesman in a Department Store, pointed to a white wool designer dress on a mannequin, and said, “Hey Sonny boy, so how much is the dress on that store dummy over there?”
“That dress is $899.95, Madam,” sneered the rather snotty salesman.

“Oh! For $99.95, I could get the same dress at Klein’s downtown!”

“But Madam,” said the salesman, “You’ll find that the dress at Klein’s is recycled wool. This original is 100% pure virgin wool.”

And Sarah replied, “So! For $800, I should be caring what the lambs do at night?”

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Husband and wife went shopping to get new dresses for the wife.
After seeing numerous dresses, she shortlisted around 100 and further brought it down to 25. Out of these, she asked her husband to choose 5 dresses among them. Then she finally picked up one dress. It took 5 hours to finalise one dress.

The husband settled the bill and commented, “Adam was very lucky because he and Eve used to wear only leaves. He need not have wasted too much of time.”

Ultimate comment of wife, “Who knows how many trees Adam had to climb and finally choose the leaves as per the wish of Eve. You are lucky… you have to just sit in AC shop…”

Moral: Never argue with a woman while shopping.

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An elderly woman visited a store and requested seven kilograms of potatoes.
The owner was delighted to help and started packing the potatoes. However, the woman stopped him and requested that each potato be wrapped individually. The man complied and asked if there was anything else he could help with.

The woman then requested four kilograms of onions to be wrapped in a similar manner. The shop owner packed the onions and asked if there was anything else.

The woman requested seven kilograms of carrots.

“Let me guess,” said the owner with a sour face, “you want them wrapped individually.”

“Oh, that would be grand.” she said.

The shop owner fulfilled her request and packed all her items in a bag.

The woman then asked: “What are in those crates behind you?”

The man flushed red and said “Madam, these are grapes and they are not for sale!”