One day, a teacher decided to test her students’ intelligence with a tricky question.
She stood in front of the class and said, “Whoever thinks they are stupid, please stand up.”
The class went silent. Nobody moved.
The students looked around at each other, unsure what to do.
After a long pause, little Johnny slowly got to his feet.
The teacher was surprised. She asked, “Johnny, do you really think you’re stupid?”
Johnny scratched his head and said, “No, ma’am, I don’t. But I didn’t want you to be the only one standing!”
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Best Teacher Joke Ever
On the last day of kindergarten, all the children brought gifts for their teacher.
The florist’s son handed the teacher a gift.
She shook it, lifted it up, and said, “I bet I know what it is – it’s some flowers!”
“That’s right!” shouted the little boy.
Then the candy store owner’s daughter gave the teacher a gift.
She held it up, shook it, and said, “I bet I know what it is – it’s a box of candy!”
“That’s right!” shouted the little girl.
The next gift was from the liquor store owner’s son, Little Johnny.
The teacher held it up and saw that it was leaking.
She touched a drop with her finger and tasted it.
“Is it the wine? ” She asked. “No,” Little Johnny replied.
The teacher touched another drop to her tongue.
“Is it champagne?” she asked.
“No,” he replied.
Finally, the teacher said, “I give up. What is it?”
Little Johnny replied, “A puppy!”
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