“Midnight Call Confusion That Will Leave You in Stitches!”

A married couple were asleep when the phone rang at 2 in the morning. The wife (a blonde) picked up the phone, listened for a moment, and said,“

How should I know? That’s 200 miles from here!” and hung up.

Curious, the husband said, “Who was that?”
And his lovely wife replies,…. “Late-Night Phone Call Leaves Husband and Wife in Hysterics!”
In an unexpected twist during a quiet night, a married couple was jolted awake at 2 a.m. by a mysterious phone call.

The wife, groggily answering, listened for a brief moment before exclaiming,
“How should I know? That’s 200 miles from here!”

She promptly hung up, leaving her husband curious. “Who was that?” he asked.

Without missing a beat, his wife replied with a deadpan expression,

“How would I know? Some weirdo asking if the coast was clear!”
Experts suggest this couple’s witty exchange will make them the highlight of dinner party conversations for months to come!

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