One evening, Jenny arrived home from work to find the children bathed, one load of clothes in the washer and another in the dryer dinner on the stove, and the table set. She was astonished — something’s up. It turns out that Ralph had read an article that said wives who worked full-time and had to do their own housework were too tired to have s*x.

The night went well and the next day, she told her office friends all about it. “We had a great dinner. Ralph even cleaned up, he helped the kids do their homework, folded all the laundry and put everything away.

I really enjoyed the evening.”

“But what about afterward?” asked her friends. “Oh, that was perfect too. Ralph was too tired…”

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A women is cooking eggs in the kitchen when her husband comes running in…
Immediately, he sees the eggs and gasps in horror.

“Be careful! CAREFUL! Put in some more butter!

Oh, my GOSH!”

The wife, startled at her husband’s reaction, dashes to the fridge to get some butter. “You’re cooking too many at once. TOO MANY!

Turn them! TURN THEM NOW!”

The wife, concerned by the status of her husband’s mental state, forgets about the butter and goes running to the eggs. “WE NEED BUTTER!

Are you CRAZY??? Where are we going to get the butter? They’re going to stick!

HURRY!”

The wife runs to the fri-

“CAREFUL about the eggs! CAREFUL. You NEVER listen to me when you’re cooking!

Never! Turn them quickly! Oh not that quickly, don’t you know how to cook?

Are you insane? Turn the DAMN EGGS!”

At this point, the wife starts crying, since she has no idea what to do. She gasps “What is WRONG with you?

I know how to cook eggs.”

The husband simply smiles, remarks “I just wanted to show you what it feels like while I’m driving with you in the car”, and leaves. ================================
Couple in 5-star restaurant
A husband and wife were dining at a 5-star restaurant. When their food arrived, the husband said: “Our food has arrived!

Let’s eat!”

His wife reminded him: “Honey, you always say your prayers at home before your dinner!”

Her husband replied: “That’s at home, my dear. Here the chef knows how to cook…”