A trucker walked into a truck stop café and gave his order.

A trucker walked into a truck stop café and gave his order.
He said, “I’ll have three flat tires, a pair of headlights, and a pair of running boards.”

The new blonde waitress, eager to do her job well but puzzled by the request, went to the kitchen and asked the cook, “There’s a guy out there who just ordered three flat tires, a pair of headlights, and a pair of running boards. Does he think this is an auto parts shop?”

The cook chuckled and explained, “No, no. Three flat tires are three pancakes, a pair of headlights is two sunny-side-up eggs, and running boards are two slices of crispy bacon.”

Relieved, the waitress nodded and returned to prepare the order. But before serving it, she had an idea. She grabbed a bowl of beans and added them to the tray.

When she placed the food in front of the trucker, he looked at the bowl of beans and asked, “What are the beans for?”

With a bright smile, she replied, “Well, I figured while you’re waiting for your flat tires, headlights, and running boards, you might as well gas up!”

A trucker stops at a red light and a blonde catches up to him

A trucker stops at a red light and a blonde catches up to him.
She knocks on the window and says, “Hi, my name is Heather and you are losing some of your load.”

The truck driver simply ignores them, the light changes and he walks down the street.

At the next traffic light, the blonde catches up and says, “Hi, my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your load.”

He ignores her again and walks down the street.

At the next red light, the blonde takes a breath, knocks on the window, and says, “Hi, my name is Heather and you are losing some of your load.”

The trucker looks at her and finally, he says, “Hi, my name is Kevin, it’s snowing, and I’m driving a salt truck.”

LOL!!

 

 

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