A little old lady went to the grocery store to buy cat food. She picked up four cans and headed to the checkout counter. The cashier looked at her and said, “I’m sorry, but we can’t sell you cat food without proof that you actually have a cat.
Management says some elderly people buy it to eat, so we need to make sure it’s for your pet.”
Frustrated, the little old lady went home, grabbed her cat, and brought it back to the store. Satisfied, the cashier sold her the cat food. The next day, she returned to buy two cans of dog food.
Again, the cashier stopped her. “I’m sorry, but we can’t sell you dog food without proof that you have a dog. Management has the same concerns about dog food.”
Annoyed but determined, the little old lady went home, brought her dog back to the store, and was finally allowed to buy the dog food.
On the third day, she came back carrying a small box with a hole in the lid. She approached the same cashier and said, “Stick your finger in this hole.”
The cashier hesitated. “No way!
What if there’s a snake or something dangerous in there?”
The little old lady reassured her. “I promise, there’s nothing in this box that can hurt you.”
Reluctantly, the cashier stuck her finger into the hole, then quickly pulled it back out, wrinkling her nose. “That smells like crap!” she exclaimed.
The little old lady smiled. “It is. Now, I’d like to buy three rolls of toilet paper.”
Moral of the story: Don’t mess with old people.
An irate old lady called the newspaper office
An irate old lady called the newspaper office loudly demanding to know where her Sunday paper was. “Madam,” said the newspaper employee, “Today is Saturday. The Sunday edition is not delivered until tomorrow, Sunday.”
There was a long pause on the other end of the line.
Then she was heard to mutter, “Well, darn, that explains why no one was at church this morning.”
An Old Lady Calls Her Neighbour. An old lady calls her neighbor and says, “Please come over and help me. I have a puzzle and I can’t figure out how to get started.”
Her neighbor asks, “What is it supposed to be when it’s done?”
The little silver-haired lady says, “According to the picture on the box, it’s a rooster.”
He decides to go over and help with the puzzle.
She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle pieces spread over the table. He studies the pieces for a minute, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, “First of all, no matter what we do, we’re not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster.”
He takes her hand and says, “Secondly, I want you to relax. Let’s have a nice cup of tea, and then,” he says with a deep sigh.”
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**” Let’s put all of the Corn Flakes back in the box.”**
LOL!!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!
