A Blonde Heard That Milk Baths

A blonde heard that milk baths would make her beautiful. She left a note for her milkman to leave 25 gallons of milk

.When the milkman read the note, he felt there must be a mistake

Hethought she probably meant 2.5 gallons

So he knocked on the door toclarify the point. The blonde came to the door and the milkman said,”I found your note asking me to leave 25 gallons of milk.

Did you mean2.5 gallons?”

The blonde said, “I want 25 gallons. I’m going to fill mybathtub up with milk and take a milk bath so I can look young andbeautiful again.”

The milkman asked, “Do you want it pasteurized?”

The blonde said, “No, just up to my boobs

I can splash it on my eyes.”

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