A blonde got tired of all the jokes about her hair and intelligence.
So she dyed her hair, got a makeover, and decided to take a drive in the countryside.

She came across a shepherd with a big herd of sheep.

“Sir, if I can guess exactly how many sheep you have, can I take one home?” she asked.

The shepherd chuckled, thinking it was impossible, but agreed.

“You have 171 sheep,” she said confidently.

Stunned, the shepherd admitted she was right and told her to pick one.

She carefully chose her favorite and started petting it proudly.

Then the shepherd smiled and said, “Okay, now if I can guess your real hair color, will you give me my animal back?”

She laughed and agreed.

The shepherd said, “You’re a blonde. Now… please give me back my dog.”

A blonde, wanting to earn some money
A blonde who wanted to earn money decided to work as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood.

She walked to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do.

“Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?”

The blonde said, “How about $50?

The man agreed and told her that the paint and other materials she might need were in the garage.

The man’s wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, “Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?”

The man replied, “She should; she was standing on it.”

Soon after, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.

“You’ve finished already?” he asked.

“Yes,” the blonde replied, “and I still had some paint left, so I gave it two coats.”

Impressed, the man reached into his pocket for the $50.

“And by the way,” the blonde added, “it’s not a Porsche, it’s a Ferrari.”

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A Blonde and a Thermos
A blonde walks into a store and sees a shiny object on the shelf.

She asks the clerk, “What is that shiny object?”

The clerk replies, “That is a thermos.”

The blonde then asks, “What does it do?”

The clerk responds, “It keeps hot things hot, and it keeps cold things cold.”

The blonde says, “Oh! I could use something like that !! I’ll take it!”

When she comes to work the next day with her new thermos, she spots her boss and shows off her shiny new thermos, “I just got this yesterday, isn’t it wonderful! It’s a thermos, and it keeps hot things hot and cold things cold!”

The boss asks, “And what do you have in it?”

The blonde responds, “Some coffee and a popsicle.”

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