A 65-year-old lady suddenly started learning to swim instead of her usual routine of going to bingo.
Everyone was curious and asked her, “Why the change in your interest in swimming nowadays?”

The lady replied with a helpless look, “Whenever my son and daughter-in-law are arguing, my daughter-in-law always asks my son,” If your mom and I fall into the water, whom will you save first?”

And because I don’t want to put my son in a difficult position, I am learning to swim! ”

A few days later, the husband and wife were quarreling again and the daughter-in-law unreasonably asked, “Now tell me! If your mom and I fall into the water, whom will you save first?”

The husband replied, “I don’t have to get into the water, my mom knows how to swim, she will save you.”

The wife refused to relent, “No, you have to jump into the water and have to save one of us. Whom will you save?”

The husband replied, “Then you will surely die… because I don’t know how to swim, and my mom will save me first.”

LOL!!

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An Old Woman Is Riding In An Elevator.

An old woman is riding in an elevator in a very lavish New York City Building.
When a young and beautiful woman walks into the elevator, smelling of expensive perfume.

She turns to the old woman and says arrogantly: “Ralph Lauren’s “Romance”, $150 an ounce! ”

Then another young and beautiful woman gets on the elevator and also looks very arrogantly turns to the old woman who says: “Chanel No. 5, $200 an ounce!”

About three floors later, the old woman has reached her destination and is about to get off the elevator.

Before leaving, she looks the two beautiful women in the eye, then bends over, farts, and says: “Broccoli. 49 cents a pound!”

LOL!!!

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