The owner asked, “Would you like a menu?”
The blind man replied, “I’m blind, just bring me one of your dirty forks. I will smell it and order.”
The confused owner went to the kitchen to retrieve a fork and returned to the blind man. The blind man smelt the fork with a deep breath. He then said, “Yes, I will have the lamb with seasoned potatoes and spring vegetables.”
The owner was shocked: “Wow, the fact that you know that is unbelievable.” The blind man ate and left. Two weeks later he returned. The owner, wanting to truly see how good his smell is, quickly went to the kitchen where his wife Brenda was cooking and said, “Do me a favor and rub this fork over your private parts.”
He then goes to the man and gives him the fork. The blind man takes it, puts it to his nose and says, “Oh interesting, I never knew Brenda worked here.”
