A woman, cranky because her husband was late coming home again, from golf decided to leave a note, saying, “I’ve had enough and have left you. Don’t bother coming after me.”
Then she hid under the bed to see his reaction.

After a short while, the husband comes home and she could hear him in the kitchen before he comes into the bedroom.

She could see him walk towards the dresser and pick up the note.

After a few minutes, he wrote something on it before picking up the phone and calling someone.

“She’s finally gone. Yeah I know, it is about time. I’m coming to see you. Put on that s-e.xy French nightie. I love you. Can’t wait to see you. We’ll do all the naughty things you like.” He hung up, grabbed his keys, and left.

She heard the car drive off as she came out from under the bed, seething with rage and with tears in her eyes. She grabbed the note to see what he wrote.

“I can see your feet. We’re out of bread; be back in five minutes.”

LOL!!

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The wife checked her husband’s phone
The wife checked her husband’s phone and found these names:
Tender one
Amazing one
Lady of my dreams

She called the Tender One and his mother answered.

Then she called the Amazing One and his sister answered!

When she dialed the third number her phone rang!!!!

She cried until her eyes were swollen because she had doubted her innocent husband, so she gave him her whole month’s salary to make up for it.

The husband took all the money and bought a gift for his girlfriend, whose name was saved as “Gafoor The Mechanic.”

LOL!!