Three mischievous old Grannies were sitting on a bench outside a nursing home.
When an old Grandpa walked by and one of the old Grandmas yelled out saying, “We bet we can tell exactly how old you are.”

The old man said, “There is no way you can guess it, you old fools.”

One of the old Grandmas said, “Sure we can! Just drop your pants and under shorts and we can tell your exact age…”

Embarrassed just a little, but anxious to prove they couldn’t do it, he dropped his drawers.

The Grandmas asked him to first turn around a couple of times and to jump up and down several times.

Then they all piped up and said, “You’re 87 years old!”

Standing with his pants down around his ankles, the old gent asked, “How in the world did you guess?”

Slapping their knees and grinning from ear to ear, the three old ladies happily yelled in unison…”

We were at your birthday party yesterday!”

Grandma and Her Boyfriend

One day, a 5-year-old girl went to visit her grandmother.
While playing with her toys in her bedroom while grandma was dusting, she looked up and said, “Grandma, how come you don’t have a boyfriend?”

Grandma replied, “Honey, my TV is my friend. I can sit in my room and watch all day. The TV evangelists keep me company and make me feel so good. The comedies make me laugh. I’m really happy with the TV as my boyfriend.”

Grandma turned on the TV and the reception was terrible.

She started adjusting the knobs, trying to get the picture in focus.

Frustrated, she finally started hitting the backside of the TV, hoping to fix the problem.

The little girl heard the doorbell ring, so she hurried to open the door and there stood a man.

The man said, “Hello, little girl, is your grandmother at home?”

The little girl replied, “Yes, but she’s in the bedroom hitting her boyfriend.”

The kids are amazing! Their innocent explanations often lead to hilarious moments.

LOL!!