So this guy sticks his head into a busy barbershop and goes, “Hey buddy, how long before I can get a haircut?”
The barber glances around the packed shop and says, “About two hours.”

The guy nods… and walks out. A few days later, the same guy pops his head in again. “How long before I can get a haircut?”

Barber looks up from his clippers, scans the room.

“Still about two hours.”

Guy leaves. No haircut. Just… gone.

Then, about a week later, here comes the same dude—
pokes his head in and asks: “How long before I can get a haircut?”

This time the barber says, “Hour and a half.”

The guy? Yep. Leaves again.

Now the barber’s curious. He turns to his buddy Joey, sitting in the waiting chair and says,
“Hey Joey, I’ll give you a free haircut if you follow that guy and find out where the heck he goes.”

Joey grins. “You got it.”

About 30 minutes later, Joey comes stumbling back into the shop—wheezing, gasping, laughing so hard he’s crying.

Barber goes, “What? What’s so funny?! Where’d he go??”

Joey wipes a tear and yells— “TO YOUR HOUSE!”

A wife accused her husband of cheating

One morning, a man was quietly reading his newspaper when his wife crept up behind him and whacked him on the back of his head.

Shocked, the man asked, “What was that for?”

The wife replied, “What was that piece of paper in your pants pocket with the name Mary written on it?”

“Oh honey, remember when I went to the horse races two weeks ago? “Mary was the name of one of the horses I bet on,” the man replied. The wife looked satisfied and apologized before kissing him and walking away.

Three days later he was sitting in his chair reading again when the wife returned. This time she slapped him across the face. The man held his cheek and asked, “What was that for this time?”

The wife answered, “Your horse called.”

LOL!!

Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!