Three prisoners are captured and are about to be executed. They are asked what they wish to have for their last meal.
The first man asks for a large pizza, which he is served before being taken away.
The second man requests a Filet Mignon, which he is served before also being taken away.
The third man requests a plate of strawberries.
The officers are surprised and reply: “Strawberries?”
“Yes, Strawberries,” he repeats.
The officers answer: “But they are out of season!”
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The man shrugs and says: “I’ll wait…”
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A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer.
She says she’s going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000.
The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for the loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to a new Rolls Royce.
The car is parked on the street in front of the bank; she has the title and everything checks out. The bank agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan.
The bank’s president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the blonde for using $250,000 Rolls as collateral against a $5,000 loan.
An employee of the bank then drives the Rolls into the bank’s underground garage and parks it there.
Two weeks later, the blonde returns and repays the $5,000 and the interest, which comes to $15.41.
The loan officer says, “Miss, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely; but we are a little puzzled. We checked you out and found that you are a multimillionaire. What puzzles us is – why would you bother to borrow $5,000?”
The blond replies, ”Where else in New York City can I park my car for two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return?”
LOL!!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!
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Carolyn, a rich blonde, buys a new automatic Jaguar XKR Sport.
Carolyn, a rich blonde, buys a new automatic Jaguar XKR Sport.
She drives the car perfectly well during the day, but at night the car does not move at all.
After trying to drive the car at night for a week (but without success), she angrily calls the Jaguar dealers and they send out a technician to her.
The technician examines the car and determines that there is nothing wrong with it. So he turns to the blonde and asks, “Ma’am, are you sure you are using the right gears?”
Angry, the rich blonde replies, “How on earth you could ask such a question!? I’m not stupid, you know! Of course, I am using the right gears; I use D during the day and N at night.”
LOL!?!?
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