An old cowboy walks into the barbershop for a shave and a haircut, and he tells the barber he can’t get all his whiskers off because his cheeks are wrinkled from age.
The barber retrieves a small wooden ball from a cup on the shelf and instructs the old cowboy to place it inside his cheek to stretch the skin.

When he’s finished, the old cowboy tells the barber that it was the cleanest shave he’s had in years.

But he wanted to know what would have happened if he had swallowed that little ball.

The barber replied, “Just bring it back in a couple of days, as everyone else does.”

A guy sticks his head into a barbershop and asks
“Hey, Buddy! How long before I can get a haircut?”

The barber looks around the shop and says, “About 2 hours,” and the guy leaves.

A few days later, the same guy sticks his head in the door and asks…“How long before I can get a haircut?”

Again, the barber looks around at a shop full of customers and says, “About 2 hours.” The guy leaves.

A week later, the same guy sticks his head in the shop and asks, “How long before I can get a haircut?”

The barber looks around the shop and says, “About an hour and a half.” The guy leaves.

The barber looks over at a friend in the shop and says, “Hey, Joey, I’ll give you a free cut if you follow that guy and see where he goes.”

In a little while, Joey comes back into the shop laughing hysterically. The barber says, “This must be good. Where did he go when he left here?”

“To your house.”

A young boy walks into a barbershop, and the barber whispers to his customer,
“He’s the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you.”

The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, calls the boy over, and asks him, “Which do you want, son?” The boy takes the quarters and leaves.

“What did I tell you?” said the barber. “That kid never learns!”

Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the young boy coming out of the ice cream parlor.

“Hey, son! Can I ask you something? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill? ”

The boy replied:

“Because the day I take the dollar, the game is over!”