A company, feeling it was time for a shakeup, hires a new CEO. This new boss is determined to rid the company of all slackers. On a tour of the facilities, the CEO notices a guy leaning on a wall.
The room is full of workers, and he wants to let them know he means business! The CEO approaches the guy and asks, “How much money do you make a week?”
Undaunted, the young fellow looks at him and replies, “I make $200.00 a week.”
The CEO hands the guy $200 in cash and screams, “Here’s a week’s pay, now GET OUT!”
Feeling pretty good about his first firing, the CEO looks around the room and asks, ”Does anyone want to tell me what that goof-off did here?”
With a sheepish grin, one of the other workers mutters, ”Pizza delivery guy.”
LOL!! Hope this joke will make you smile!
Have a nice day!! A New Company Trainee
A man joined a big multinational company as a trainee. On the first day, he dialed the kitchen and shouted into the phone, “Get me a cup of coffee, quickly!”
The voice from the other side responded, “You idiot; You dialed the wrong extension!
Do you know who you’re talking to?”
“No,” the trainee replied. “It’s the Managing Director of the company, you idiot!”
The trainee shouted back, “And you know who you’re talking to, you IDIOT?”
“No!” replied the Managing Director angrily. “Thank God!” replied the trainee and put the phone down.
LOL!! Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!
