One Sunny afternoon, two blondes Laura and Sarah walk down the street.
Suddenly Laura points at the sun and says: “Look! That’s the moon over there!”
Sarah says: “No, that’s the sun!”
Laura: “No, it’s the moon!”
Sarah, again: “No, it’s the sun!”
After arguing for a while, Sarah: “Let’s go to that house over there and ask, what’s right!”
They go to the house and ring the doorbell. Emma who is also blonde, opens the door.
Sarah asks: “Excuse us, can you tell us, whether it’s the sun or the moon in the sky?”
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Emma looks and says: “I wouldn’t know! I’ve only been living here for two weeks!”
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A Blonde putting 50 cents into a Soda machine
Blonde is standing in front of the soda machine at work and keeps putting in 50 cents and getting a soda.
After a while, with several sodas at her feet and a long line forming behind her, one of the other workers taps her on the shoulder and asks if she will be much longer because they want sodas too.
The blonde turns around and quite exasperated says, “duh, I am still winning…”
