An elderly man in his eighties stood up and began putting on his coat. His wife looked over and asked, “Where are you going?”
“To the doctor,” he replied.
“Why?” she asked. “Are you sick?”
“No,” he said. “I’m going to get some of those new Via4ra pills.”
Hearing this, his wife slowly got out of her chair and started putting on her sweater.
Surprised, the man asked, “Where are you going?”
She smiled and said, “I’m going to the doctor too.”
“Why?” he asked.
She answered calmly, “If you’re planning to use that rusty old thing again, I’m getting a tetanus shot.”
