A wife was in the middle of preparing breakfast, frying eggs for her husband.
Suddenly, he stormed into the kitchen, panic written all over his face.

“Be careful! CAREFUL! You need more butter! Too many eggs, way too many at once! TURN THEM! Turn them now!”
He was practically shouting as he moved closer to the stove. “We need MORE butter! We’re going to run out! They’re going to stick! Oh my GOD, what are you doing? TURN THEM! Don’t you ever listen when you cook? EVER!”

The wife, standing frozen, stared at him in disbelief. “What is going on with you? I know how to fry eggs! You think I don’t?”
The husband took a deep breath, his expression settling into one of calm realization. “I just wanted to show you what it feels like when I’m driving.”
He’s now recovering in the hospital.

An 82-year-old husband and his 80-year-old wife went to a restaurant for breakfast
An 82-year-old husband and his 80-year-old wife went to a restaurant for breakfast, where the ‘seniors’ special’ included two eggs, bacon, hash browns, and toast for $2.99.
“That sounds good,” said the wife.

“Only, I don’t want the eggs,” the husband added.
The waitress frowned. “If you skip the eggs, it’ll be $3.49 since you’re ordering a la carte.”
“Wait a minute,” the wife said, surprised. “You’re charging us extra just for *not* taking the eggs?”

“Exactly,” the waitress replied.
“Fine, I’ll take the special,” the wife said with a sly smile.
“How would you like your eggs?” asked the waitress.

“Raw and in the shell,” the wife answered.
Later, she took the eggs home and baked a cake.
**Moral of the Story:** Don’t mess with seniors!