1.Little Johnny gets a loan
Little Johnny was being questioned by the teacher during an arithmetic lesson. ”If you had eleven dollars and I asked you for a loan of six dollars, how much would you have left?” said the teacher. Little Johnny replied ”eleven dollars”.

”Why eleven?” the teacher said. ”You may ask for a loan of six dollars, but that doesn’t mean you’ll get it!” replied Little Johnny. 2.The soccer match
During the soccer match little Johnny sits in the front row with his friend.

His friend asks: ”How did you get tickets?”

”From my brother” little Johnny replies. ”And where is your brother?”

”At home looking for his ticket..”. 3.Little Johnny does his homework
Little Johnny says to his Dad: ”Dad, will you do my math for me?”

His Dad replies: ”No, son, it wouldn’t be right.”

Little Johnny responds: ”Well, you could try…”

4.No fun
The teacher wrote on the blackboard: “I ain’t had no fun in months.”

Then asked the class, “How should I correct this sentence?”

Little Johnny raised his had and said, “Get yourself a girlfriend…”

5.Write in the dark
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Little Johnny asked his father: “Dad, can you write in the dark?”

His father replied: “I think so, what do you want me to write?”

Little Johnny said: “Could you sign this report card for me…”