A police officer on horseback stops a little girl riding her bike. He smiles politely and asks, “Did Santa bring you that nice bike?”
“Yes,” she replies proudly.
“Well,” the officer says, “next year tell Santa to put a reflector light on it,” and hands her a $5 fine for riding without one.
The little girl stares at the ticket, confused and a bit annoyed. Then she looks up at the officer sitting tall on his horse.
“Nice horse you’ve got there,” she says. “Did Santa bring you that too?”
The cop laughs. “He sure did!”
The girl nods sweetly, pretending to accept his answer. Then she delivers the punchline with perfect innocence:
“Well, next year, tell Santa the dick goes under the horse… not on top of it.”
The officer freezes, his smile collapsing as a few bystanders overhear the remark and burst out laughing. The little girl pedals away, leaving the cop red-faced on his majestic horse — and reminding everyone that sometimes, even the smallest voices deliver the sharpest truths.
