The horse was defecating in my living room when my son called for the third time that morning. I watched it all through my phone screen from my suite at the Four Seasons in downtown Denver, sipping champagne while Scout, my most temperamental stallion, flicked his tail and casually knocked over Sabrina’s Louis Vuitton luggage like it was a Walmart duffel. The timing was perfect—almost divine, if you ask me.
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